My mom sent my brothers and me an email yesterday asking what we wanted from Santa this year. Here was my little brother's response:
Great question Joan!
I want a sleeveless denim jacket, a bottle of just-for-men-for-mustaches, a giant box a matches, a year's supply of lighter fluid, and a late model mid-80's Buick Grand National. Thanks in advance.
Setting unwarranted fires since 1988,
Boys... So because I really am not as witty and hilarious as our beloved "Uncle Bummy" and can't think of anything to write as funny as that, I'll just see you tomorrow for Friday Fancies!