I know I have a tendency to share all the cute things that happen during my day, but there are are phrases that come out of my mouth that are definitely not so glamorous. So recently, every time I find myself thinking, really Kate, this is your life?, I've been writing it down in hope that it would eventually make sense. Instead, it makes a great blog post of Mommy-phrases for your entertainment.
These boys, they are trouble.
These boys, they are trouble.
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Bennett, OUT of the bathroom!
Cullen, Mommy needs two sips of coffee before she can rebuild Misty Island.
Seriously child, I can not watch Curious George again.
Um, birds don't have toilets, that is why the poop on windows.
{In my excited voice, on a date with Kev, no kids in site) LOOK! A digger and a scoopy!!
Bennett! Out of the wine cabinet.
Yes, you are right, your poop does look like a rhino horn today. Yaaaaaay!
We are still in the classroom, you can't take your pants off.
No buddy, that's not water, that's mommy's special mommy drink.
I need to make Bubba his ba-ba, baby.
O, you made us a card at school, how nice. I'm glad that is why you love us.
But I don't feeel like walking around Target and looking at trains today.
Did you like Frankie's dog food?
No you can't have a Happy Meal, but I can make you chicken nuggets and fries at home.
{to Kev} You know that 'A is for Alligator' song on Cullen's kid's song CD? I want to punch that girl in the throat.
How did you get poop on your socks?
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It is a good thing they are cute, isn't it?
PS- Thank you so much for all the well wishes on our 5 year anniversary! We flew up to Washington State over the weekend and are spending time with some family.
I will get back to all your comments and blogs soon!


21 comments:
Hi Kate! :) Sorry I'm late in greeting you happy 5th year Anniversary!!:)
I really enjoy reading your post, especially about your kids, they were so cute..:) Muaaahh!! Thanks for sharing!! :)Nice video too, Umm, ,smart boy..:)
This is so cute! I loved reading your commentary! How funny! I cracked up at the one about "get out of the wine cabinet"
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LOL, these are too funny! Our kitties do the same thing to the toilet paper in the bathroom. I'm glad you're getting a chance to spend time with family! Have fun!
Yes! Yes! I have heard things come out of my mouth that take me by surprise! Love the poop shaped like a rhino horn comment. I never DREAMED I would chat about poop so much as I do now.
And that Bennett has THE MOST expressive face EVER! It is precious! Hope y'all have a great time in Washington!!
Oh wow that last picture is breathtaking. I laughed out loud at several of these...I find myself saying things like this while I'm nanying and I just have to stop and laugh. xo! eliza
Oh my goodness...by the time I got to the "rhino horn" comment, I about lost it. Isn't great what happens to come out of our mouths at any given moment? Wait...a minute. Maybe I should rephrase that....
Cute boys. Def. a blessed handful (that's what I always say about mine anyway...) Such fun moments to look back on someday!
I love the picture of your husband with the boys, so sweet
That last picture is just so great, all your boys.
I hear you, you really do surprise yourself with all that is said with children. It's crazy.
I love the "out of the wine cabinet" one!
Too cute! I love that first shot with all the TP. Oh the joys of motherhood. :)
Oh my goodness! I'm giggling in my cube at work :) I'm sure I'll be saying some crazy things like this when I get to that point.
And happy belated anniversary!
How did you get poop on your socks?! Ahahahah!
I bet you had the perfect Washington weekend, I heard the sun was out! Happy Anniversary!
lol I can't even tell you how much this made me laugh!! :)
xx
Jen
Oh My Goodness this is to funny!!!!
these are too cute! I love the happy shot with the TP! precious!! :)
Oh my gosh, I'm pretty sure these quotes are why we're friends. You crack me up lady!
Hope you're having fun up here in the PNW!
So, SO funny Kate! Very well captured :) The quote of you using kid language while on a date with Kev is the best!
Haha! I laughed then went "Awww! So sweet" when I saw that last photo of your boys. Adorable!
Aww, right now I'm laughing out loud in front of my computer, unable to stop :) This is seriously hilarious and adorable, and I'm already looking forward to the next installment!
xx Ivana
Macarons and Pearls
TOO funny, Kate! They're totally adorable, love your commentary!
Very cute and funny, Katie! Cullen and Bennett are the sweetest and most adorable little boys I have ever met...and you are such an amazing mommy! Thank you for making me smile today! :)
xoxo~ Apryl
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