Things I Never Expect to Say: Part 3

Remember that time I was going to post about the rest of our beach trip, but then realized that my computer with the uploaded pictures was in the suitcase (along with the carseats and jogger) that have been lost by the airline for now over 24 hours? Yea, me too.

Good thing I keep a journal of crazy things I say to my children on a daily basis (here is part 1 and part 2) and they are always fun for a Tuesday laugh. Let's take a look and see what my two darlings have been up to recently.

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Bennett, ah, stop! Don't eat Daddy's homework!

No tooting at the dinner table.

Why is your scooter in the bathroom? {answer: Cuz I was excersin' 'den I hads ta go tinkles}

{Cullen's answer to what he wants to learn in college} I'ms a gonna study houses, music, lights, planets, signs and cars. 'Den, gets on a cherry picker and cuts down all das trees.

Not-uh. Rolly-polly friends stay outside.

Please stop destoying everything.

If you can't stop eating dirt, then you can't play outside.
We can go to the store tomorrow to see if they have fish chocolate so your fish can have dessert.

Because I said so, that's why,

{To Kev} I've become attached to the stupid fish.

I.don't.know.what.you.want.

{To Kev. I don't remember what led to this comment} I would suck at being a communist.

My boys love going wine tasting.

B and our friend Steven

No, Mommy's jewelry is not treasure to bury in the sandbox.

Bennett. Gross.

You're 3 now, so you have new responsibilities. {response: And Bubba's 'sponsibilites are just ta crawl and drool?}

Baby powder is not a toy.
Did you just hit Bennett with a popsicle?

I know you are trying to help, but Cullen, you really need to stop checking on Bubs when he is sleeping.
I don't get it.

I'm glad it is making them happy now, but I am going to shoot this CD into pieces when we get there.

{Upon returning from the east coast} I actually don't mind that it is cold out today.