Friday.
For the second week in a row, man-o-man, am I glad it is here. But before we get into the funniness of child-wrangling, let's first discuss how amazing y'all are. Thank you so much for you input on our
Bedroom Mini-Makeover, you definitely got my wheels turning about spray painting the mirror and finding new lamps. We might have Makeover Part Deux coming shortly. You all really are the best readers in the world and I appreciate each and every one of your comments, everyday. So thank you, thank you.
Now, on to business. Since my first round of
'Things I Never Expected to Say' was a success, as was your reception to last week's
'Ugh' moment, I have decided I'm going to save Fridays for the not so glamorous side of my life, while hopefully giving you a little laugh for the start of your weekend.
So, without further ado, here is Part Deux: A Collection of Quotes from Full-Time Motherhood aka Things I Never Expected to Say.
-Ew, chalk is not for eating, it is for drawing.
-Good measuring Cullen, I am, in fact, 13 inches and $7 tall.
-You can play with this stuff, but not anything that is breakable.
-Are you playing fetch with your brother?
-Well, Jesus is kinda like Santa, but a little different.
-I can't believe I am helping you poop on the side of the highway.
-{To Kev} I gave Bennett some Carrot Cake today. Good news is, I don't think he has nut allergies.
-He is your brother, not a horse. OFF!
-You can catch the lizard, but we aren't keeping him.
-You need to talk human, Mommy doesn't understand monkey.
-{To Cullen, through the kitchen window} What's Bennett doing?... Ok, just make sure he doesn't eat any doggie poop.
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| Don't even tell me this devious face isn't thinking about finding poop. |
-{to my friend Traci} I had some regular lemonade today. It is SO sweet without vodka in it.
-Walk, you little burger nugget.
-Yes darling, your poop does look like a lobster today.
-Where did you find that?
-How did you get cheese in your hair?
-{to my sister in law} I kind of have to have more kids. The only skills I have left are motherhood and blogging.
-What are you doing?
-Ugh, you just wiped your snot into your eye. Hold still!
-Wait, did you just teach Bennett to climb the stairs??
-{Kev, talking to Cullen} I don't want twenty-nine hundred dollars. I want you to use your manners.
And best of all: Things I Never Expected to Hear:
{From Cullen, while sitting on the toilet} Mommy, I am a good pooper, but you are a really good wiper.
{Taking my bow}
Have a great weekend, my friends!