Things I Never Expect to Say/Hear- Part 10

As we dive into another edition of the crazy talk that is worth noting around here, I also must point out how the boys have matured (poop jokes withstanding) since the first time I shared these.
Pretty soon, they are going to out smart me, I can feel it.

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Cullen's Corner

Me: Boys. I need you not to need me for five minutes okay?
Cullen: Okay....hey Mommy? Can you get me some juice and then throw the football?
Me: Cullen. What did I just say?
Cullen: Well, I don't need you to do those things, I just really want you to... right now. 

If they days are shorter now, do we need to buy a new clock with less hours on it?

So do the sun and the clouds have skin in them and give you new skin when your dry skin falls off?

Did Marme borned you, but grandma borned her, and you borned me, and Bubs and Wellsie? Because I was thinking that is a lot of things that happened to get us.


{In a letter to dictated to Kev}
Tell Daddy that we told Wells to draw a picture, but he only knows how to eat crayons, not draw with them. We checked first, don't worry.


Do you think animals go to heaven? I know Frankie will, but what about snakes and bugs and other animals that don't have a family who love them?

If we don't take a bath tonight, will we die from sweaty? 

Me: You have to get buckled properly.
Bennett: Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy?
Me: Because I could get arrested for not taking care of you and making sure you were in your seat right and then who would take care of you when I'm in jail?
Cullen: Eh, Marme and Papa got it.

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Bennett Babble:

I'm going to sleep like a parrott tonight. I hope I don't fly away in my sleeping.


I the weather man at school and today I said it was snowy and my teacher says I should look again, so I went to the window and said it was 'pretend snowy.'

{After showing them a pic of my friend in her wedding dress} Why she have a sheet on hers head?


 Can I take my pants off and go nakie-pee-pee to the PX?
{No}

Can you finish my legos? 

 I can stay up and have a drink and a snack with Mommy and hang out...or you gave give me back my Na {paci} and I'll go straight to sleep. Those are your choices. Whadda want?

No Na (or snacks or hanging out). Sorry Bubs.

B: I smell somethin'.
Me: I bought a new candle that smells like Fall today.
B: No, I think it's just Wellsie poops.

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Never a dull moment around here friends.